Bollywood Romance A Scam
The games of thrones, breaking bad, and marvels do not bind me to a TV except Bollywood love stories like DDLJ, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum and Jab We Met do. There is no way you can blink your eyes when looking at Kajol and Shahrukh Khan*s love story, Preeti Zinta and Abhishek Bachan`s cute kind of romance on Bol Na Halke Halke, the list goes on and on.
Nonetheless, this sweetness comes with a bitter truth: none of these romantic Bollywood movies can live up to my expectations.
- Bollywood portrays a guy who can sing, dance, is a topper and is very hot. ‘The hero of your dreams’ can only be perfect (in Madhuri Dixit’s voice), so halwa hai, kya?
via: Rediffmail
- Chasma hatao sexy bann jao “naina”.
via: Times Of India
- If you chase a girl and sing for her, the only outcome is IPC section 294 for you.
via: The Wire
- Wear lehenga choli, thoda sharmao, khanna banao, ganna sunao you will get the boy or Shaadi hogayi?
via: Brides Today
- Giving lectures about love to parents, they say yes to you all of a sudden.
via: The Bridal Box
- Saree ka dupatta ladke ki gaadi se atakna, please shut up.
via: kanaphusi
- Make out while it’s raining under the jacket, uff too much drama.
via: The Indian Express
- Ek ladka or ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte they will always end up together. I mean I can’t even want to imagine this yaar.
via: imDb
- You see someone and fall in love with them, and you are at their house the next moment. Rishte ki baat hogi ab.
via: India West
- Thanks to Rockstar, we believed that to make music, we needed to feel pain. So that whole idea, going from home to college to love the prettiest girl, making it big, having an affair with her and then loving her until the day she dies is bhot unrealistic.
via: Time out
There have been Bollywood movies about pretty much every event in human history, from tragic love stories to uplifting action thrillers to fun college films. But these college movies mess with our heads; they give us unrealistic expectations.
Blog Edited By Ritika Gupta
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